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I did it. The Guinness supply crisis is over. deliveries imminent.

After almost of month of no Guinness on the Canary Islands I am pleased to announce the crisis is over. 


A convoy operating at radio silence entered Canarian waters overnight.  


Early this morning I met the crew and we expect supplies to hit all islands over the next few days.

Although they cannot acknowledge it for politically sensitive reasons I would like to thank the following people for helping me get Guinness to the Canary Islands. 


Irish Taoiseach (Prime Minister) Micheál Martin.


Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez.


Canary Islands President Ángel Víctor Torres. 


The Admiral Chief of the Spanish Navy.  


UN Under-Secretary-General for Humanitarian Affairs and Emergency Relief Coordinator Martin Griffiths. 


Various pirate groups who operate off the West African coast for their understanding.


Ant & Dec.  


Novak Djokovic. He had some spare time to help. 

I have ordered that the two Irish bars in the Las Canteras area in Las Palmas be among the first to receive deliveries.  Today or in the next 24 hours. 


Please drink responsibly, so if you are on a Level 4  restriction island, go out one hour earlier.  


Your welcome. 

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